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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

[i hate pee]



"don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!" -mason cooley

above: marinated ice in my super cold water that i know is good for me and feel like drinking, but really worry about the immediate ramifications!


oh my gosh!  first, i can't believe i'm posting about pee, but second, i can't believe it's made me so batty!
basically, it's been a thorn in my side lately.  
as many of you know, being pregnant brings on increased bathroom breaks.  i have wondered why exactly so i googled it and i came up with this good explaination:

Why do you suddenly need to go all the time? It's mostly because the amount of blood in your body increases dramatically when you get pregnant, which leads to a lot of extra fluid getting processed through your kidneys and ending up in your bladder. Eventually, you may also feel pressure on your bladder from your growing uterus.

lets face it, i have never wanted to be bothered by it [pee].  i remember as a little girl asking and wishing that someone could just "go" for me.

so between being prego and my eternal lingering cough, (i can't help but laugh) i keep wetting myself.  yuck! note to self: get some depends!
and that brings on extra wash that joins my youngest's wet laundry; that's a whole other issue.

wanting to curse as i wipe my toddler's puddles off the floor, 
sadly for us, we have never had an easy time with potty training here at our house.
i don't what we've done wrong, or genetically passed on to our kids, but FREAK, they have all taken FOREVER!

just when i think they're good and trained, BAM! accidents all over again.
bless their little bladders, i am DONE!

my hands are raw from all the washing and my house and i probably continually smell like pee.  
i just don't have time for it.  please make the accidents stop!

signing off, mrs. pp




4 comments:

  1. K You make me laugh:) Thanks for the fun post!

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  2. ha ha ha... i just read this post out loud to sam and he's like, "wow, amelia's going cuckoo!" i laughed hard and replied, "i know! but it's really how i feel!"

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  3. That is so funny? If it makes you feel any better, I still as Brent if he'll go to the bathroom for me!

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  4. Oh Amelia, how I love you!! I was laughing through the whole post. I think any woman who has been pregnant can relate, and I can most definitely relate to the kids potty training dilemma! We suffer with it at our house too.
    Thanks for the great post!

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