**please note. this story may gross you out a little. it's not bad, just creepy in a slimy snake kinda way.
okay, so it's 2 a.m. and i can't fall asleep tonight. sam told me a story about his co-worker's friend and how she would let her pet snake sleep in bed with her. ewWWwwww!!!! crazy bus!!! really? really. who does that?
apparently the snake started sleeping stretched straight out right next to her. it hadn't been eating for days either. she asked her vet what was going on. the vet told her to bring the snake in immediately and that they'd have to put it down. she asked why, and the vet said that the snake was sizing her up. he was starving himself so he could eat her! ahhhhhH!HH! ewwwWwwWw! ahhhhHh!hH! true story. talk about hee-bee-geebies! i can't stop shuddering! sam's like, "we don't have a snake!" and i say, that's not the point! now i'm crazy bus!
and for those of you who think this bottle cap snake toy is super sensational & must be yours, you can buy it here. sssssssssssssssssssss please don't put it in bed with you.
picture courtesy of mashed potato mosaics